Worst Pick-Up Lines

by AznPuff · 53 posts
9 years ago in Social Games

Posted 9 years ago · Author

GET IN THE VAN!

Posted 9 years ago

Er...You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer.

Posted 9 years ago

Let's do maths at my place, add a bed, subtract our clothes, and let's multiply.

Posted 9 years ago · Author

That dress is very becoming on you...but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

/went the nsfw route

Posted 9 years ago

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Posted 9 years ago

You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, thats illegal

Posted 9 years ago

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go by again?

Posted 9 years ago · Author

You're a 9, and I'm the one you need.

Posted 9 years ago

That one is kinder good

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?"

Posted 9 years ago

I'd like to spend a millenium in your falcon

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