what was funniest pervert joke u ever hear in ur life

Posted 5 years ago · Author

mine was when mine boy was talking with group of men in bar his wife comes in invite by his husband so they was in middle of pervert joke

person who say. joke got humiliated by his wife

how do u ruden your husband ego

answer : is in yet?

he walk out the bar T_T so sad i felt bad so i bought him beer

Posted 5 years ago

i dont know lmao

Posted 5 years ago

pervert joke?
uhhh i dont remember but i saw ur posts and i got an idea hahaha

Posted 5 years ago

Back in high school, in band class, I tapped on a girl's shoulder during class and asked her, "Are you lucky charms".

When she looked confused and said, "no" .... I replied, "Because you look magically delicious".

My male friends at the time were trying to teach me how to flirt ... and I was having fun with it. They all laughed and the girl called me a pervert. She was all blush and smiles though, a real cute freshy.

Posted 5 years ago

Hahaha that's nice , n memories of school time bring joy n happiness fr. :katheart7:

Posted 4 years ago

I watched this video,it was an animation with these two adults in bed together. The male asked his apparent significant other, "I bet you can't say something that would make me happy and sad at the same time."

She replied, "You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends."

His face was priceless lmao

Posted 3 years ago

mine was a pick up line tha a friend of mine told to a girl when we went to the gym

" Damn girl i see you have a lot of vitamin C in you , how about i give you some vitamin D"

Posted 3 years ago

why does the band teacher like his job so much?...Because he loves fingering minors

Posted 3 years ago

Not super perverted but my best friend told me this one weeks ago and i still laugh when i think about it
“How many furries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
“2, but dont ask me how they got in there”

Posted 2 years ago

Easily when my old friend made a joke about impregnating the girls grandkids so he can get closer to her. The joke itself was terrible but her reaction was what made it funny.

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