Ted The Penis Eating Elephant 29 posts

OP Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:15 am
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One night some time ago my ex-wife did not feel up to having sex for the night, so she told me that there was a penis eating elephant named Ted living in her panties to try and scare me out of making love to her for the night. Well, I decided to poke fun of the idea and made Ted his own website: http://truelove.site50.net/Ted.html

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Feel free to visit the site and post your comments here. All images were made by me based on the information my ex-wife gave me about Ted.
Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:15 am
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lol.. nice work.
With some 'advertising' this might be the next pedobear?
But ow can you insult someone?

You Ted? You TedCockEater? You Pedoted? xD
Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:37 pm
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x[)
Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:27 pm
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hahahahahaha great imagination XDD good job.
Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:57 am
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That's adorable. :lol:
Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:36 am
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hahahaha :lol:
wat were u thinkin don lol
Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:16 am
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haha don lmao XD
Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:53 pm
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Wow, this really makes no sense lol.
OP Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:53 am
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@Tony: I know, thanks, thought I could make a simple slide show youtube video to try and spread the word.

@Hantarione: Tis my mistress's imagination, she deserves all of the credit; I just drew her ideas down on paper and introduced it to the web for her.

@clumsyvampire: I know, Ted is so cute...I am so proud of my mistress; not many people could make up a meme that pawns pedobear.

@Élie: I was thinking it might be a nice romantic gesture towards my wife...and I was right, she loved it.

@HugoIsGreat: Thanks...gorish violence is funny.

@Necula: I bet it makes more sense to women than it does men.
Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:34 pm
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Don Von Free Credits wrote:
...there was a penis eating elephant named Ted living in her panties...
Damn that's one huge panty!

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