THIS IS WHY I’M SINGLE

Posted 9 years ago

When you haven't had a date for over a year

Posted 9 years ago

When you haven't had a date ever

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My idea of working out is walking from the fridge back to my laptop.

Posted 9 years ago

Ordering a meal for 2 just for yourself.

Posted 9 years ago

When i wake up at 3pm

Posted 9 years ago

I didn't put a ring on it

Posted 9 years ago · Author

Pole Dancers.

Posted 9 years ago

When the opposite gender scares you

Posted 9 years ago

Your coworkers are all, "C'mon, let's go to this party," and you go, "Nah, you crazy kids go on, I've had a long day and I'm tired."

Posted 9 years ago

When you only share a bed with an animal

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