Oh man, this pick up lines make me laugh a lot. Thanks for posting these, you guys make my day.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Heres a big one i've made since, you know I play piano etc. And I'm quite good with it. This is sexual and may impress any female trust me^^)

[Yes, It is true. MY fingers are indeed Good with the piano and fast. But i believe they're more Interactive with expert skills. inside of you.]

Tell me what you think lol.

LOOOOOOOL dude the pizza one is so good! Straight gold.

-- Mon Jan 25, 2021 12:02 am --

Feel my sweater. Do you know what that's made of? *wait for response* Boyfriend Material

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1. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
2. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
3. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
4. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
6. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
7. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
8. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
9. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
10. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
11. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
12. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

Wanna join me for dinner? I'll save a spot for you over the plate on the table.

ShangriLa wrote:

I will just leave this here for your entertainment...
yes there is a whole series of that.

omg yesss!!! so funny

Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
"Excuse me, but I think the stars are missing from the sky tonight. Oh wait, they're in your eyes."
"Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off because of you?"

-- Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:47 am --

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
"Excuse me, but I think the stars are missing from the sky tonight. Oh wait, they're in your eyes."
"Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off because of you?"
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
"Excuse me, but I think the stars are missing from the sky tonight. Oh wait, they're in your eyes."
"Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off because of you?"
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
"Excuse me, but I think the stars are missing from the sky tonight. Oh wait, they're in your eyes."
"Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off because of you?"
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
"Excuse me, but I think the stars are missing from the sky tonight. Oh wait, they're in your eyes."
"Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off because of you?"