Long-ass jokes

BigTittyBearGF
by BigTittyBearGF · 3 posts
3 years ago in Off Topic
Posted 3 years ago · Author
Wall of text, totally worth reading

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable.
Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?
After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday.
Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day
Does anyone know another word.
I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.
Ok Mike, what is your word.
Saturday. says, Mike.
Great, that has three syllables.
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says " I know a four syllable word, pick me....."
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K.
Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful"
No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that's only two syllables.

TL;DR- Johnny is a fucking comedian

-- Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:47 am --

Another, shorter one

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.
I'll give you a hint," said the teacher.
"It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time."
Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick!
Spit'em out!
They're assholes!"
Posted 3 years ago
These two jokes are probably some of the funniest ones that I have seen in awhile. Sadly, with my rather monotone voice...there is a high chance that I wouldn’t be able to tell them to anyone without them becoming uninterested. But I still enjoyed them very much! Please post more
Posted 2 years ago
hahaha that was nice jokes but it sure long .thanks for sharing

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