I never had a blog and when i saw this i was straight to GO GO without the count from three. Hope this will rock, not 100% sure how it works, tho.
Well maybe i will figure it out soon, maybe someone will read this, maybe they will ROFL, if so my work is done. If someone ever gets anything helpful from me, they should thank the lord, cause i really doubt it happening that much.

I'll just end this now and go to sleep soon, stupid test week....

~Peace out...

I lay alone in bed at night, my mind wanders to and fro.
Dim lights, soft sounds fill the air of the streets so far below.
I close my eyes and think of you and smile from ear to ear.
The thoughts and worries that filled my day begin to disappear.
I hear your words, I feel your touch, my love for you runs deep.
My heart skips a little more for you, as I slowly drift to sleep.
Within your hands you hold my heart, my gift to you to keep.
So treasure it and hold it close and never let it go,
And to you I'll always faithful be, but this I'm sure you know.
But even with the distance that keeps you far away,
No matter what the reasons...in my heart and dreams you'll stay.
My love for you will always be until my dying day.
No man, no rule, no higher force will break us or take our love away.
So in my sleep, I hear your words, so softly in my ear
"Sweet dreams my love, Te Amo Mucho, I love you more my dear".

Do you know how many movies there are about Santa trying to find a bride? More than I can count. Lifetime and Womens Entertainment feel like they have to show all of them this time of year....~sighs~
My mistake, this next show is about Santa's son looking for a girlfriend.
What's next? The elves?
Papa elf needs a new houche.
I am placing my money on Rudolph needing a new bitch.

When you watch all of the Christmas cartoons as a kid, all of your beloved holiday character already have their mate, but these adult shows have to forget all of that. I feel like Santa is cheating on misses Jessica Mary Clause.

Ask me anything and I'll answer half-thrutfully.