~shrugs~ Someone has been pissing me off, so I decided to write some poetry. This poem is not about anyone who has ever posted on these forums.
Start video at 00:45 as you read.
Title: I hate Nick. He is my bitch. (Not about any Nick in TIM)
Come here Nicky Poo I've got news for you You're not a h4c|<7r You are a h4c|< Your only skill Is suckin on my sack One balls Two balls In your mouth And after you're done I'm goin down south Hacking your back door Your face down on the floor got you screaming for no more You're mine bitch! You're mine bitch! As you're takein my load Gonna make you explode Cause you're mine bitch You're mine bitch!
...~waits for someone to say something~ Don't interupt me bitch!
Come here Nickerydoo Damn hell I hate you You crack ass hobo I'm gonna fuck you in solowmo fuuuuuuuckkkk Yoooouuuuuu! You were born in a crack house nursed on shit by a crack mouse Where Your mom taught you to piss...
So it's just an usual saturday night which I spend it at home, on the internet talking to people with I don't really wanna talk to, being nice to jerk and following ,as sheldon would say, " the social protocol " . I cannot seem to finish my math homework for tomorrow so I just gave up trying. I just can't make myself in the mood for doing math at 9 pm on a saturday night.
All I see now is Tumblr, Tim, myyearbook, facebook, 9gag and imvu. exquisite huh?
Anywho, I spent most of today hacking free text books for college students. I plan on trading them for small favors. After that, I wrote an 8 page report for work on business disaster planing. Then I cooked dinner, followed by, spending a couple of hours listening to my wife play her piano for me while I took note for work. Next, I taught my wife how to edit posts on our forums. I finished the night by playing bondage with my wife, and downloading a movie (Serlock Homles 2010), which we plan on watching on a latter date. Right now, I am watching her sleep while I work on The IMVU Mafias website and get ready to wake up early in the morning to vote. Thank you Shae for being such a beautiful wife. Just looking at her dulls, softens, and numbs my mind. There has to be a word for the way she looks. ~thinks for a moment~ The word is "stunning", because she is stunning me.
