. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

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Just by saying I love you,
Makes me wonder if it’s really true,
‘cause many say that to my face,
And,
The nest moment your kissing another girl right next to me,
I don’t understand why you’re playing,
With my emotions,
Like it’s a toy,
‘cause all you’re doing is wrecking me,
And you think it’s a game,
But it ain’t,
Can’t you see,
I got real feelings about you?
I love you don’t mean shit,
Unless your actions,
Match your words,
So don’t play the innocent one,
When,
I get into your face demanding why you’re playing with me,
Cause I don’t like being used as a toy,
Only to get broken,
Cause you couldn’t treat me right,
But you smile and laugh,
As if it’s a joke,
But it ain’t,
Cause my emotions are real,
As your heart beating in your chest,
I should have known that you would play me,
But,
I let my emotions over ride what I’ve known,
So I can’t really blame you,
Cause I shouldn’t have fallen for you,
I shouldn’t have let me emotions run me over like a storm,
I shouldn’t have let my heart spea...

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why i am missing you today
my eyes are full of tears
you are with me every moment
your face is in my eyes
i will remove your name from my hands
i will erase your face from my heart
i will remove your memory from my mind
why i am missing you today
you are with me every moment
my heart is still mad for you
my mad heart say to me
love is like that
syria came
pain brought
the days were also
i was mad for you
you lived in my heart beat
how will i bear your separation
today again my loneliness came back
so, i am missing you so much