Done with the Navy jazz. Thank god. Hardest shit ever, I kid you not. Now onto school and other stuff that's 20xs more fun.

Do you know how many movies there are about Santa trying to find a bride? More than I can count. Lifetime and Womens Entertainment feel like they have to show all of them this time of year....~sighs~
My mistake, this next show is about Santa's son looking for a girlfriend.
What's next? The elves?
Papa elf needs a new houche.
I am placing my money on Rudolph needing a new bitch.

When you watch all of the Christmas cartoons as a kid, all of your beloved holiday character already have their mate, but these adult shows have to forget all of that. I feel like Santa is cheating on misses Jessica Mary Clause.

~shrugs~ Someone has been pissing me off, so I decided to write some poetry. This poem is not about anyone who has ever posted on these forums.


Start video at 00:45 as you read.

Title: I hate Nick. He is my bitch. (Not about any Nick in TIM)

Come here Nicky Poo
I've got news for you
You're not a h4c|<7r
You are a h4c|<
Your only skill
Is suckin on my sack
One balls Two balls
In your mouth
And after you're done
I'm goin down south
Hacking your back door
Your face down on the floor
got you screaming for no more
You're mine bitch!
You're mine bitch!
As you're takein my load
Gonna make you explode
Cause you're mine bitch
You're mine bitch!

...~waits for someone to say something~
Don't interupt me bitch!

Come here Nickerydoo
Damn hell I hate you
You crack ass hobo
I'm gonna fuck you in solowmo
fuuuuuuuckkkk Yoooouuuuuu!
You were born in a crack house
nursed on shit by a crack mouse
Where Your mom taught you
to piss...

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Even though I got my old account back I figured it would be better to continue posting blog posts on this one.

Current mood : hyperactive
While hyperactive I usually start annoying people, talk way too much and just need more sweets.
All I can say is that I'm a chocolate addict. I can't go on without a doze of chocolate once in a few days. My dream you know what it would be : CHOCOLATE EVERY DAY!
when I don't eat I become all nasty and stuff. My mom says it's like a drug for me and I get crazy when I don't get it. Maybe it's so maybe not. I still have one dream with chocolate. To experience all the chocolate flavors in the world! now that's a lot of chocolate!

Anyways I saw an advertisement today regarding the new Twilight movie. All I was thinking was " brace yourself !". Then I saw that it was divided in two separated movies. Can't help to notice how they kinda copied Harry Potter movie conception. I don't know if this Twilight movie is the...

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