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I hate Nick. He is my bitch. (Not about any Nick in TIM)

Permanent Linkby Don Von Alpha Dom on Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:28 am

~shrugs~ Someone has been pissing me off, so I decided to write some poetry. This poem is not about anyone who has ever posted on these forums.


Start video at 00:45 as you read.

Title: I hate Nick. He is my bitch. (Not about any Nick in TIM)

Come here Nicky Poo
I've got news for you
You're not a h4c|<7r
You are a h4c|<
Your only skill
Is suckin on my sack
One balls Two balls
In your mouth
And after you're done
I'm goin down south
Hacking your back door
Your face down on the floor
got you screaming for no more
You're mine bitch!
You're mine bitch!
As you're takein my load
Gonna make you explode
Cause you're mine bitch
You're mine bitch!

...~waits for someone to say something~
Don't interupt me bitch!

Come here Nickerydoo
Damn hell I hate you
You crack ass hobo
I'm gonna fuck you in solowmo
fuuuuuuuckkkk Yoooouuuuuu!
You were born in a crack house
nursed on shit by a crack mouse
Where Your mom taught you
to piss on the back wall
where her glass cut you
from excarded bottels of alcohol
cause she dosn't love you
only in public does she pretend to
Cause You're mine bitch!
You're mine bitch!
~imagines Nick trying to say something~
Shut the fuck up!
gotta listen to an adult
if you ever want in the vault
Cause You're mine bitch!
You're mine bitch!

...~waits for someone to say something~
Don't interupt me bitch!

Get the fuck over here Nickybuns
Don is gonna have him some funs
What the hell happens when I take control?
When you meet the Don Von h4c|<7r patrol?
time to realize you're a bit short of a byte
time to see you're a pixel short of a sight
I'm a gif, you're just a jpeg
You're just a script and I'm a language
I'm bigger than binary
You're just a zero
gonna call you unary
You can call me you're hero
Cause You're my bitch!
You're mine bitch!
Go back to your middle school prom
While I go back to poppin your mom
You're mine bitch!
You're my bitch!
What now bitch??? :bun:

P.S. This is especially not about
@DeadLockInc
. :D
Last edited by Don Von Alpha Dom on Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:21 am, edited 3 times in total.

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Re: I hate Nick. He is my bitch. (Not about any Nick in TIM)

Permanent Linkby ZaZa on Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:22 pm

HAHAH

ayo nick why you always sucking dick,
why always gotta trip,
why you always on your knees, giving neck,
yo ey tell me something ,
since you are good for nothing ,
why you look good and your asshole like a pumpkin,
why you got some greesey ass teeth when you talkin,
and worst of all you be like a bitch when your walkin,
im joking, your nothing,
you looking like a jar,
boy your face was a game or soemthing.. it would be rated R,
you stupid retard,
you looking like a cow,
but you barking like a dog,
when you fuck you go MEOW
you fucking dumb ass hoe ass slutty ass bitch,
i get it that you got this off your mom... but your on another level bitch,
Last edited by ZaZa on Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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