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Santa Is A Player

Permanent Linkby Don Von Alpha Dom on Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:26 pm

Do you know how many movies there are about Santa trying to find a bride? More than I can count. Lifetime and Womens Entertainment feel like they have to show all of them this time of year....~sighs~
My mistake, this next show is about Santa's son looking for a girlfriend.
What's next? The elves?
Papa elf needs a new houche.
I am placing my money on Rudolph needing a new bitch.

When you watch all of the Christmas cartoons as a kid, all of your beloved holiday character already have their mate, but these adult shows have to forget all of that. I feel like Santa is cheating on misses Jessica Mary Clause.

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Re: Santa Is A Player

Permanent Linkby BloodLustD on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:51 am

What Sasuke needs is Impure World Reincarnation, not his Clan Back.

And Rudolph got one already, She's called Slutty, daughter of Vixen.
You don't understand anything, until you learn it more than one way.
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