The movie played in home alone is not an actual movie
whorebag- a girl that wants to fuck everything in sight but you might need to do it with a bag over her face
1. I bet you 200 dollars that i can make you cum in only a min 2. Ill give you a 1000 just to do it
he is just trying to give him a back massage in the forest because he pulled a muscel
Hard mode in games is easier then IRL
A woman quoted in a story had a title of “public relations director.” The reporter dropped the L turning her into a “pubic relations director.”
An editor transposed two letters writing about the "Hadron Collider". You guessed it, it became the "Hardon Collider".
Don Von Alpha Dom French kiss: When two people kiss with tongue, they exchange 10 million to 1 billion bacteria. Longest kiss: Thailand’s Ekkachai and Laksana kissed for 58 hours, 35 minutes and 58 seconds in Pattaya, Thailand, on February 12-14, 2013. That is more than two days. They didn’t sleep,...
Don Von Alpha Dom I am still single because my large massive brain dectects any female coming by which makes them instantly leave by how dumb my responses are and I’m also single because why not being single can be cool last time I tried I ended up with anxiety and a whole lot of vodka so much fun ...
