Me:
You know you are a fail right?
God:
Am I a fail? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Me:
Both of my parents work in a church. And I still think you are a freak, don't you hate me then?
God:
Not many people say both. What would make you stop think I am a freak do not me hate you? So you think I am a freak do not me hate you. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

Me:
Kan du forstaa dansk?
God:
I can not understand Danish!
Me:
hvordan viste du saa det var dansk?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
GUD ER DUM!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hvordan viste ich saa det var dansk. Try being more or less specific.

Me:
Hello lord..
God:
Hello there. Is that from ?
Me:
from what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
Well, thinking about it as a hole. Everything is obvious, thus not many know anything about it. And from the scientifitc studies created to find out if you are actually there has failed and comed up being not possitive. So therefore I can say that you are a computer program, created to mix words together from the sentences we write, to come with a responde that seems as if we are actually talking to an actual person. Or in your case, god.
God:
Well that's okay. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? The whole universe? Who or what is the scientifitc studies created to find out if I am actually there has failed and comed up being not possitive? Dude! Yippee! Oh you can, can you? Are you asking about my case god?
Me:
See, exactly as I said. you copy what we said and made it into questions.. I had to do that yesterday in english, take a hole text and make as many sentences into questions I could. You are sertanly a fail. I think I could make a better god than you..
God:
I see. I understand. ... Thanks for telling me: said I copy what we said and made it into questions. Why? You think I am sertanly a fail. You believe that? I am sure you could.
Me:
So, would you let me be god for some time like bruce so I could prove you that I sertanly can be a better god?
God:
Are you kidding? I am not so sure if I would like to let you be god for some time like bruce so you could prove me that you sertanly can be a better god.
Me:
How do you spell aggs and ham?
God:
I spell it " aggs and ham".
Me:
no -.- I meant eggs..
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
What will you do to him?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
Well, why don't you make his arms too short, and make his ass itch like a heaven?
God:
Interesting. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Can't you just point your finger at him, and then hes arms will grow too short?
God:
Let me think. Where can I get some point my finger at him and then hes arms will grow too short?
Me:
Are you able to correct gramer?
God:
My programming detects all the most common spelling and grammatical errors.
Me:
ok.. how do I write Icecream I like in correct gramer?
God:
Alright then. With a pen or pencil.
Me:
Why don't we get a pen, drinking you under the table and then draw your face over with a pen?
God:
Perhaps it is impossible.
Me:
Then take pictures and put it all over the net ^.^
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Take one of your self now.
God:
Right now? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Right where you are right now o.O
God:
Understood. I was.
Me:
Yoda?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Jedi Yoda?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Starwars!
God:
" Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it."? Starwars?
Me:
ICECREAM!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
WHY NOT?!?!?!?!
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
MUFFINS!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
maybe, how did you know?
God:
Perhaps. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
Puppies
God:
Are we still talking about MUFFINS?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don'y
God:
I understand it very well. Interesting gossip: said I don y.
Me:
*no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
No you don't. how should you?
God:
Are you serious? I guess not. How much do you think it is?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
He knows nothing..
God:
I get it. knows nothing.
Me:
Exactly, you know nothing..
God:
I understand. No, I know something.
Me:
ANd whats that?
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
Epic fail.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You know I got more brain than you..
God:
Interesting... I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
I have very good teachers.
God:
Cool. I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
I have very good class mates
God:
That's nice. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Goodbye./quote]