not a song per se but i wrote a love song for megan fox on an spng generator website and the result had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes:
This one's for you Miss Fox!
My love for you is like the most stunning pepper,
Your face reminds me of beautiful lizard,
Together, we are like spaghetti and tomato sauce.
Oh darling Megan,
My stunning pepper,
My beautiful carrot,
The perfect companion to my spaghetti soul.
Roses are red,
Skies are blue,
I like megan fox,
But not as much as I love kissing with you!
Oh darling Megan,
Your lips are like remarkable flowers on a summer day,
You're like the most sexy actress to ever walk the park.
Your beautiful lizard face,
Your tomato sauce soul,
Your remarkable lips,
Your sexy actress being...
How could I look at another when our stunning pepper love is so strong?
I love you Miss Fox!
the song is called our stunning pepper love and i have never been more confused yet satisfied