if you could go to sleep in 5secs how would u do it.

by Deleted user · 8 posts
1 year ago in Off Topic

Posted 1 year ago · Author

soo how would i fall asleep in 5secs? i would clap my hands and nock my self out with a cast iron pan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tewXlHVwMck

Posted 1 year ago

@StormCloud

I'd say "Alex, put me to bed" ... and a trap door with a slide would open up beneath me. I would land in a giant canopy bed with 50 luxury pillows, 100% dark, 100% quiet, 66 degrees, high pressure, and a deep low noiseless vibration. Wife would suck my dick and ride me. Five seconds after I cum, I'd fall asleep, and she'd kiss me on the head and say "I love you now and forever, more than anything".

Posted 11 months ago

By doing 10 pullups, 25 pushups or 10 pistol squats and say "Go to sleep, bitch!"

Posted 11 months ago

@druid

That sounds amazingly healthy. Keep it swole brah.

Posted 11 months ago

Just by maintaining a good schedule by trying daily to sleep around same time daily, when it will go in your habit you will start to easily get sleepy at that time so as soon as u will hit ur head on pillow You will not even know when you got into your dreamlands.

Posted 10 months ago

i would do a "finger gun" to my face like a suicide, but when i "pull the trigger" i would go to sleep, imagine that, is like hey family im gonna sleep baaaaaay! -ded-

Posted 10 months ago

Just Put My Head On The Pillow

Posted 10 months ago

id get a good nut in

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