Woman Hating men

Posted 15 years ago · Author

OK this was sent to me by all my women friends.... hope you all enjoy it :twisted:

Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman,
yet men spend all their life and time trying
to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MENstrual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MENopause
GUY necologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

Posted 15 years ago

...I belive it is her who is always trying to get me between her legs.

A real woman's reaction, "the body laying and pumping hard and fast, the pulsating and moaning of the man inside you and bust of c.. in you is great".

Posted 15 years ago · Author

yea i know, becasue i do too :twisted:

Posted 15 years ago

HMMMMM

LMFAO

Last edited by Blackhearted on Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:14 am, edited 1 time in total.

Posted 15 years ago · Author

mr meany! me didnt get to c what she siad..... :evil:

Posted 15 years ago

I apolagise

Mr Falcon

But jus to let you know that appeared as funny men vs woman

or

the awful truth

on safe search

But changed it any way

Posted 15 years ago

Well ok, but thats probably the ABSOLUTE CLOSEST you can get to that stuff without saying its..

1. Illegal
2. Exposed

I guess you can post it you like, ok you can repost it. just resize it if you can.

Posted 15 years ago · Author

ok she should send i to me inbox if its porno :lol:

but no way does guys think love with their private parts.... its the other way around :evil:

Posted 15 years ago

Yeah, last I checked....wemon are more sex demons than men are.

I recently had a hollowed out metal rod shoved down my pee hole and jammed out the side of my dick. Now I am not allowed to have sex for 9 weeks. I still pay the same amount of attention to my mistress and pleasure her sexually every night, even if we are not allowed to touch my little Don. Having my balls on ice has not stopped the poetry, the gifts, or the constant hours a day I spend serving her.

Details: http://[FixThisLink]/prince-albert-vt662.html

If anything, I think she thinks more with her clit than I think with my dick.

Posted 15 years ago

Mr Don

dat sounds sore!

but hey Love is Love

am i right?

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