Miss Molly had a steamboat

Don Von Alpha Dom
by Don Von Alpha Dom · 6 posts
12 years ago in Off Topic
Posted 12 years ago · Author
Did anyone else sing this song while growing up?
This song is also commonly known as Miss Lulu, Miss Suzzy, or Miss Susie, and comes in many different versions.

Miss Molly had a steamboat
her steamboat had a bell,
ding ding,
miss Molly when to heaven,
her steamboat went to
Hello Operator
Dial number nine
and If you disconnect me
Ill chop off your
Behind the frigerateor
There was a piece of glass
when Suzy sat upon it
And broke her little
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathrooms
Zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
Bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the
D.A.R.K. D.A.R.K. D.A.R.K.
Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark!
Darker then the ocean
Darker the the sea
Darker the the panty-hoes
My mommy puts on me
My brother is annoying
My daddy is King kong
My sister is the one
With the 40 acre bra
i know my mother
i know i know my Pa
I know i know my sister
with an 80 acre bra.
my mom gave me a nickel,
my dad gave me a dime,
my sis gave me a lover
who kissed me all the time
my mom took back the nickel
my dad took back the dime
my sis took back the lover boy
and gave me Frankenstein!
He made me do the dishes
he made me sweep the floor
he made me clean his underwear
i kicked him out the door!
i kicked him over London
i kicked him over France
I kicked him over islands
where he did the hula DANCE
He swam across the ocean
He swam across the sea.
He swam across the bath tub
just to get to me.
I flushed him down the toilet.
I plunged the water good.
I kicked him out the bathroom
just like my mama should.
My mother is gozilla
My daddy’s from hong kong
My brother is the idiot who
Taught me this dumb song
The song’s going to heaven
My brothers going to
Hello operator
Dial number ten
And if you disconnect me
I’ll sing this song again



Posted 12 years ago
I remember in my 3-4'th grades we use to sing some songs in our English classes to help us better remember words etc.
Though, we didn't sing 'Miss Molly had a steamboat', but there were some others...

Like the one Alex mentioned 'Happy and you know it'
For the version we sang, it goes like this:

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face is going to show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. (clap clap)

If you're angry and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're angry and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're angry and you know it, then your face is going to show it
If you're angry and you know it, stomp your feet. (stomp stomp)

If you're sad and you know it, wipe your eyes (wipe wipe)
If you're sad and you know it, wipe your eyes (wipe wipe)
If you're sad and you know it, then your face is going to show it
If you're sad and you know it, wipe your eyes (wipe wipe)

If you're tired and you know it, go to bed (zzzzzzzz)
If you're tired and you know it, go to bed (zzzzzzzz)
If you're tired and you know it, then your face is going to show it
If you're tired and you know it, go to bed. (zzzzzzz)


And then we all fell asleep. Lololololol, that was the teacher's purpose - to have us all sleeping so she can go drink her coffee and talk with other teachers. xD


Then there was this song 'Old MacDonald had a farm'

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O,
And on his farm he had some chicks, E I E I O.
With a chick chick here and a chick chick there,
Here a chick, there a chick, ev'rywhere a chick chick.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O,
And on his farm he had a cow, E I E I O.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there,
Here a moo, there a moo, ev'rywhere a moo moo.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O,
And on his farm he had a pig, E I E I O.
With an oink oink here and an oink oink there,
Here an oink, there an oink, ev'rywhere an oink oink.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O,
And on his farm he had some geese, E I E I O.
With a honk honk here and a honk honk there,
Here a honk, there a honk, ev'rywhere a honk honk.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O,
And on his farm he had a horse, E I E I O.
With a neh neh here and a neh neh there,
Here a neh, there a neh, ev'rywhere a neh neh.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O,
And on his farm he had a mule, E I E I O.
With a hee haw here and a hee haw there,
Here a hee, there a hee, ev'rywhere a hee haw.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O,
And on his farm he had a duck, E I E I O.
With a quack quack here and a quack quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack, ev'rywhere a quack quack.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.


I remember the animal voices English people are writing didn't make sense for us youngsters, because we Latvians say 'woof' as 'vau', 'meow' as 'ņau', or 'oink' as 'kvī'.
There's quite a difference. Lol, but both versions actually sound similar in pronunciation.

I can tell that I really liked singing songs during classes, it was fun. I guess I loved music since the very childhood.
Posted 12 years ago · Author
Yeah, we use to sing these songs on the bus ride to school.
I can still remember Down By The Bay Where The Meatloaf Grows, Going Down The Highway, Hail To The Busdriver, and Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts....etc

Hail to the busdriver the busdriver the busdriver,
Hail to the busdriver, the busdriver man!
He drinks and he cusses and smells up our busses,
Hail to the busdriver busdriver man!
He skids left and skids right with a busted up headlight,
Hail to the busdriver busdriver man!
When he steps on the clutch, the toliet goes flush.
Hail to the busdriver busdriver man!
He drives up the steeples and kills all the people
Hail to the busdriver, busdriver man!
Posted 12 years ago
Yes for the clap your hands song is the verson linda posted
or this version
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.

If you're happy and you know it,
Tap your toe

If you're happy and you know it,
Tap your toe

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Tap your toe.

If you're happy and you know it,
Nod your head

If you're happy and you know it,
Nod your head

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Nod your head.

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.

Btw, I also know the old mc donnald had a farm.But the romanian version.

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