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Santa Is A Player
Do you know how many movies there are about Santa trying to find a bride? More than I can count. Lifetime and Womens Entertainment feel like they have to show all of them this time of year....~sighs~
My mistake, this next show is about Santa's son looking for a girlfriend. What's next? The elves? Papa elf needs a new houche. I am placing my money on Rudolph needing a new bitch. When you watch all of the Christmas cartoons as a kid, all of your beloved holiday character already have their mate, but these adult shows have to forget all of that. I feel like Santa is cheating on misses Jessica Mary Clause.  1 Comment Viewed 154996 times I hate Nick. He is my bitch. (Not about any Nick in TIM)
~shrugs~ Someone has been pissing me off, so I decided to write some poetry. This poem is not about anyone who has ever posted on these forums.
Start video at 00:45 as you read. Title: I hate Nick. He is my bitch. (Not about any Nick in TIM) Come here Nicky Poo I've got news for you You're not a h4c|<7r You are a h4c|< Your only skill Is suckin on my sack One balls Two balls In your mouth And after you're done I'm goin down south Hacking your back door Your face down on the floor got you screaming for no more You're mine bitch! You're mine bitch! As you're takein my load Gonna make you explode Cause you're mine bitch You're mine bitch! ...~waits for someone to say something~ Don't interupt me bitch! Come here Nickerydoo Damn hell I hate you You crack ass hobo I'm gonna fuck you in solowmo fuuuuuuuckkkk Yoooouuuuuu! You were born in a crack house nursed on shit by a crack mouse Where Your mom taught you to piss... [ Continued ]
Last edited by Don Von Alpha Dom on Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:21 am, edited 3 times in total.
1 Comment Viewed 6673 times Brain Burst
Have you ever had one of those experinces where the world slows down for you and it seems as if your brain is thinking too fast? I get that way when I stay up multiple nights in a row programming / scripting. Everything is in slow motion. Everything is calm...moving slowly around me and I feel as if I have to move in slow motion too or I will pass everything by...like a computer mouse set with too high a sensitivity...I have to move it slowly, but even in moving it slowly I am still moving faster than ever. Tasks that would normally take me hours to think through are suddenly taking 20 minutes. These are the moments that make me proud of myself, but they are soon followed by a complete burn out. I have maybe hours of this state left, and then I shall fall into a deep sleep...ready for the next several days.
0 Comments Viewed 12964 times Gray Market - 1,000's Of Underground IMVU Goods & Services
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Last edited by Don Von Alpha Dom on Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:17 pm, edited 2 times in total.
2 Comments Viewed 18125 times Operation Customer Fuckback
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