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Pony Rap
Alright, you’re right. I am a brony, so this is a bro hoof to all of my fans out there. Moany moany, cause I'm hung like a pony. Fe fie ja brony. Dong covered in sauce like a hotdog coney. Taste the mustard and ketchup alimony. Every pony wants my New York beef. Cause every phony is jealous of me. So Feed your need. Swallow, don't spit it. Suck on my dick and vomit. The FDA gave my penis an audit. Fuck it. I don't need that shit. Every pony knows my dick is the shit. They all Moany moany, cause I'm hung like a pony. Fe fie ja brony. No one wants cheap ass bologna when they smell a grade A pony. Just listen to my customer testimony. Every pony loves my dick. Just like every brony loves my shtick, cause my rhymes are long, hard, and sick, like a little pony porno flick. There's a reason Derpy's eyes are split. Its because I rammed my, in her slit. Road up on her pinky pie, made her moan and sigh, fucked her so hard she almost died. Ha ha ha, I am just that kind of guy. Gonna make you moany moany, cause you're my little pony. Fe fie ja brony. Come here and blow me. I’ll hove slap ya if you don’t stop groaning. The worlds gonna know me. As that guy who fuck ponies. I’m the ultimate brony. If you can still walk, then you havn’t flown me. Cause I’m hung like a pony. I’M HUNG LIKE A PONY. I’M HUNG LIKE A PONY. That’s why my cutie mark is a tat of my very own tally.
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